by Alaskan Big Boy May 24, 2017
by Squirtle Squirtle December 12, 2010
Take a slow steady 50 percent poo, once it's halfway to the toilet bowl before separation from the anus, freeze it with liquid nitrogen. Once frozen re-enter the shag cave, lubricate frozen stool, insert it into your current cum dumpsters clam cake until the stool is no longer frozen enough for intercourse. Once you finish plowing her coochie make her clean up the poopy aftermath.
I was so super smashed the other night and found my dads liquid nitrogen, i decided to Alaskan prairie dog tiffanys punani.
by Young Skeezy December 14, 2016
When one shits in the snow, let’s it become an icicle, then fucks themself or someone else with it until it becomes warm shit again.
by alaskalover123 January 03, 2021
The act of taking a small drill, putting a dildo on the end, lace it with lubed up Pop Rocks, and violently doing vaginal.
The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.
The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.
Boy, my pussy is really sore after that Alaskan Chinese Firedragon.
I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.
I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.
by Cunt Destroying Splooge Cannon January 03, 2018
Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.
by Wyatt Hawn May 29, 2019
When it's really cold outside and your old lady is dried up. Spit a little Copenhagen into your choice of hole. It provides lubrication and warmth
It was cold outside and I had to give her the ole Alaskan Axel Greaser. Then I threw it into her snooch and filled her up like a donut
by Snatch5824 March 14, 2018