abortion fire

When the situation at hand gets way out of hand.
The infrastructure in Winnipeg causes rush hour traffic to turn into an abortion fire. Took me 3 hours to get home.
by Zhux September 15, 2017
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Predetermined Abortion

An abortion that is predetermined. Specifically when someone gets pregnant, it is already determined that the baby will be aborted.
Oh you were pregnant? Did you give your kid a predetermined abortion???
by Dbcw June 11, 2025
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grammatical abortion

When a person disregards basically all rules of grammar in a passage they've spoken or written.
Teacher: "I would give this a 0; it's a good example of a full-on grammatical abortion"
Student: "Did you just use the expression 'grammatical abortion?!'" *laughs uncontrollably*
by Fyr211 March 14, 2021
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Abortication

A vacation taken, specifically for a/an abortion. A compound term, comprised of the words abortion, and vacation. Used to normalize and add humor to a tense situation.
“Where are you going next week?”
“ Taking a trip too Florida, for a abortication.
by Mr.ShMoker March 27, 2024
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Abortion hat

You becky you want me to wear that abortion hat or you wants me to creampie ya hoe ass
by Formulaatld December 05, 2021
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gamer abortion

When a female douches with Mountain Dew after sex to avoid getting pregnant.
OMFG Kaylee, are you pregnant !?
Yeah, my gamer abortion failed. I think try Mountain Dew was flat.
by IndigoBlossom August 04, 2019
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Cosmetic Abortion

When you get an abortion for reasons not related to medical necessity, rape, or incest. An abortion that takes place simply due to the failure of an impregnated woman to successfully use contraceptives with consensual partners she's not willing bear children for, or abstain from sex altogether.

A cosmetic abortion is different from a corrective abortion in that it isn't medically or morally necessary, whereas a corrective abortion may take place due to extraordinary circumstances largely out of the mother's control or will. Mothers who seek out cosmetic abortions were reasonably capable of preventing the unwanted pregnancy in the first place, through either contraceptives or abstinence, making cosmetic abortions a procedure that's done due to a degree of sexual negligence and promiscuity of the recipient.
When most people say they support abortion, they mean only when it's medically necessary and protects victims of rape or incest. Cosmetic abortions however walks a moral tightrope considering all of the measures one can take to prevent an unwanted pregnancy, and aborting the fetus is seen as rejecting the moral responsibility and duty of raising your human child.

"Liberals always intertwine medically necessary abortions with cosmetic abortions when arguing for abortion as a whole. Stacy aborting her child's fetus because she wants to screw chad raw isn't the same as a woman getting an abortion because child birth may literally kill her. A false equivalency and guise to the fact a grand portion of abortions in America are due to sexual negligence, promiscuity, and ignorance. Should people have a constitutional right to terminate their own healthy, developing child and forfeit their parental duty?"
by nexlyfe May 05, 2022
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