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Your Autismancy

a play on the words you excellency but for someone with a bit more than a touch of the tism.
"Hey bro I gotta question for ya?"
"What is it now Your Autismancy?"
"Do dolphins have buttholes?"
"That is why we call you Your Autismancy dude."
by Headbutt The Pussy May 23, 2023
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calder autism

calder autism is adhd mixed with high-functioning autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism
Example 1:

him: aher hehaeh fuck shit
us: that guy has calder autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism
by Ya Nan is Hot August 6, 2023
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Fake Autism

fumbfucks who say they are autistic, despite not being autistic
usually gen Zs on TikTok, usually female, and doing it for attention.

they are only hurting people who are actually on the spectrum, such as myself.
these people need to be put down before they spread.
oh god.. another one of those tiktokers with fake autism.
who?
that one that acts retarded and illiterate, as they are too ignorant and attention seeking to actually understand what it is. either that or they are retarded, and they call it autism.
by CeebTheSleepless November 17, 2023
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Vancouver Autism Theory

Anyone who isn't from Vancouver, Canada, has observed a peculiar trend among those who are born and raised there. Native Vancouverites often come across as cold, socially awkward, envious, insecure and gossipy. Additionally, many of the men exhibit notably feminine traits.

Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.

Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos
the vancouver autism theory is correct, look at stu crossing his legs like a girl
by Isabel <3 November 20, 2024
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Appalachian Autism

Term used to describe the inbred and redneck mannerisms of born-and-raised suburban guys from upstate New York that take PD and FD jobs in NYC. Their lack of street savvy and naivety to urban culture gives them the appearance of having autism in such jobs.
This boss is so scared, nervous, sneaky and stressed-out? Does have the Appalachian Autism?
by NVRLnD March 1, 2024
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Clashing Autisms

When two people have autistic traits that conflict with each other. For example, one person always talks ant full volume and the other person hates loud noise.

This often causes the people to strongly dislike each other.
Person 1: Those two keep getting into arguments, what’s their deal?.

Person 2: Yeah, they both really into Halo 3, I thought they would get along.
Person 3: They’ve got clashing autisms, it’s sort of like they were destined to hate each other.
by A-bookshelf June 21, 2024
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Fullmetal Autism

Fullmetal Autism noun
Means someone who really enjoys the series Fullmetal Alchemist
"Me and my friends have Fullmetal Autism. We adore watching Brotherhood and hope to one day watch the '03 version"
by Saturn_Showers June 30, 2024
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