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Apple polisher

One who attempts to curry favor with authority for personal gain.

Derived from the old tradition of the families of pupils expressing their appreciation for a teacher's thankless work by providing them with meals, which eventually diminished to the symbolic polished apple.
Who're you callin' 'ingenious', you punk-ass apple polisher? Drop and gimme twenty!
by Bootstraps September 17, 2008
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Bone Apple Teeth

What you say when you are giving your fam or bitch the best meal of their life.
Bone Apple Teeth, Jamaal. Enjoy these McDonald's fries.
by Jaime_es_muy_blanco November 29, 2016
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Apple bottom

An ass that has nice, round, plump cheeks. When apple bottom girls wear tight jeans, their ass cheeks bunch up in the bottom of their pants in a way that resembles the bottom of an apple.
This word was coined by porn sites. If you even know it that means you've gone searching for apple bottoms just like me. Spell it APPLE BOTTOM! with a "!" Because they are exciting.
by yobastanker November 3, 2004
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The Big Apple

A term only used by tourists and new people moving into NYC that think they are cool when in reality, they are not and try to use the term to show their non-existent coolness. They quickly realize that real New Yorkers don't say this term when one gives them a dirty look and that NYC consists of 5 boroughs and not just Manhattan.
Adriana: You're from NYC??
Sue: Yeah, I'm from the Big Apple! Can't you tell?
Adriana: *Spits in her face* Don't fucking lie to me.
by Dena C. July 27, 2008
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Sour Apple Smoothie

When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.
by Dr. Syphilis March 31, 2009
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Wet Apple Bobbing

A Wet Apple Bobber is someone that performs traditional Apple Bobbing but performs the act of taking both of a man's nuts in their mouth in a swimming pool, bath tub, hot tub, lake, ocean or other body of water. While Wet Apple Bobbing has variations such as underwater apple bobbing, true Wet Apple Bobbing is mostly performed and enjoyed on the water's surface. The male will float on his back which allows his scrotum to become buoyant and float on the surface of the water. The Bobber will then take in both nuts into the mouth and orally copulate as desired. Wet Apple Bobbing is known for being as equally soothing and relaxing as it is stimulating.
During their recent visit to Florida, Roger and Diane enjoyed spending time in the open ocean. While swimming and frolicking, Roger also found himself enjoying Diane's good old fashion Wet Apple Bobbing.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015
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Ashley Applesauce

A girl who is slightly (maybe more ) crazy, definitely cringy, hair is always a mess, has giant glasses, likes doing art and special effects, has too many accounts on Social Media, loves penguins and llamas, is way to obsessed with jumping on her trampoline, is NOT a morning person, likes to binge watch a lot of different shows and is really tired in school all the time plus other random pointless details.
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