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Island Hamster

A frail looking male, usually below 5 foot 6 inches and 120lbs. Has no regard for hygiene and sometimes smells like beef jerky. Participates in recreational drug use, or usually some form of pills. Usually lives in a white trash trailer park and leaches off the government.
You should’ve seen this island hamster at Walmart. He was like 5 foot nothing and had flies following him around.
by Godawgs1975 February 4, 2022
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thirsty hamster

When a girl sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof, the sunroof is opened, and a guy lays on the roof across the opening with his dick hanging down. Then, she sucks it like a thirsty hamster.
Lisa and I got arrested for doing the thirsty hamster in a parking lot
by Totallynormalguy69420 February 23, 2024
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thirsty hamster

When a man lays on the roof of a car with the moon roof / sunroof open and the passenger begins to act Iike a thirsty hamster to his exposed member.
“Wanna do the thirsty hamster?”

“Hell yea, I’ll open the moon roof.”
by DMW2088 February 23, 2024
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Poke the hamster

When beginning to activate your cognitive abilities. As if the hamster wheel in your brain is starting to work.
I cant remember! I need to poke the hamster
by Nurrit May 11, 2021
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Hamstering

When a person with a penis positions themselves on the roof of a car, exposed from the waist down through the open sunroof so that the penis is hanging down through the sunroof and inside the car, and their partner inside the vehicle performs oral on the penis, all the while rubbing their hands together like a hamster would.

The name ‘hamstering’ comes from the resemblance to how a hamster drinks water through the metal spout of a bottle in its cage.
Beatrice: I had a totally hot date last night with Jarred, we hamstered for hours, just like they did in TITANIC! The car windows got really steamy, and I completely drained Jarred's balls.
Chloe: OMG Beatrice, I didn't know you were into Hamstering?! That is awesome! Call me next time, I'll hang out in the car with you!
by Lil' Brudder 88 July 23, 2025
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big hamster thing

Big hamster thing, it's a big hamster thing. Aka a guinea, only the hottest species out there. You can only find the best tasting ones in Peru, extra raw
A big hamster thing is super cute and super fluffy just like my pillow!
by Cat.rw January 12, 2018
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Hamster cage water

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.
John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."
by Lanceroni June 5, 2018
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