must-fap-to

Something so sexually arousing that not masturbating to it would be a sin.

Baby, you are not just fappable, you are a must-fap-to.

Dude, you should check out this Pirates movie, a true must-fap-to!

by DrCharl April 22, 2011

fap bath

1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath.

1. I couldn't get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.

by G-A-T October 27, 2011

Sad Fap

A sad fap is when you read a sad doujinshi and sit down to question why you're reading JoJo bizzare adventure doujinshi at 3am

Man I expected Joseph to get fucked my Caesar but now I'm crying with nut on my hands. This was a sad fap

by OH MY GOD!! August 16, 2019

fap shirt

a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.

oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

kiwi fap

Fapping to a kiwi in the middle of class.

Person 1: *clap clap clap* KIWI!!!
Person 2: John! Are you doing the kiwi fap again?!?!

by Perry the Fapapus December 16, 2018

fap tribute

A fap tribute is a video or compilation of sexually arousing images or clips of a specific celebrity/public figure.

"Hey man, I just watched a SSSniperwolf fap tribute. Want the link?"

by Sapphire05 February 2, 2023

fap cabin

also known as a "fortress of solitude", an area where one can masturbate undisturbed. Fap cabins are usually outfitted with pinups or other fapping enhancements.

a bathroom, shower, car in the driveway, man cave, or secluded work desk.

"My fap cabin is covered in pictures of Hope Solo, and plays Alicia Keyes music on repeat."

by kyldonia February 6, 2013