As a perjorative adjective, implies that someone behaves worse than another who is not card-carrying; i.e. a card-carrying --- is worse than a normal ---, and is possibly drawn to others of his kind.
He's a card-carrying douchebag.
by Marhenhuh March 21, 2010

Almost like a v-card, but with the cherry (hymen) of a woman/girl.
If you were to take someone's c-card, then you probably fingered them or something of the sorts.
If you were to take someone's c-card, then you probably fingered them or something of the sorts.
Joe: When I was fingering Jen, I got her c-card, it was gross!
John: I'd say! Who wants hymen blood on their fingers!?
John: I'd say! Who wants hymen blood on their fingers!?
by theman1993 July 5, 2009

I know you're going through the deepest sadness in your life, here's a picture of a daffodil, hope it all works out for you.
That's why i should have my own sympathy card company. On the front would be a duckbilled platypus playing checkers with a rhino, and in the back round there would be a hot dog holding up a lemonade stand at gun point. When you opened it, it would just say "the world is messed up, man."
That's why i should have my own sympathy card company. On the front would be a duckbilled platypus playing checkers with a rhino, and in the back round there would be a hot dog holding up a lemonade stand at gun point. When you opened it, it would just say "the world is messed up, man."
by sceneduck May 19, 2006

In the Game of Rape, the DM Card, or Dave, is the Jack of Diamonds. He is a powerful card to have, as he can give AIDS to a previous player is he/she played a Jack, and give AIDS to the next player if he/she can only play a Jack. Only the Captain America Card has the power and awesomeness to perform a Rape Combo on Dave.
by Rape Player July 5, 2004

A statement used as an indication that another's action or statement immediately preceeding it sharply goes against the social norms of the group. The act must be of such an extreme nature as to cause hysterical disbelief or revulsion among members of the group. Obviously this is much stronger than calling a yellow card on someone.
"Yeah, she was so hot, I was ready to jump all over that."
"Dude, that's my sister, and she's only 15- Red Card!"
"Dude, that's my sister, and she's only 15- Red Card!"
by Ben December 28, 2004

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
I took a massive crap and simply had to leave the calling card...
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
by Moustachio March 7, 2007

Making discriminatory, sexist, or otherwise inappropriate remarks simply like Donald Trump, simply because you feel you can.
When Sally bent down to tie her shoe, Bill told her she looks good on her knees. He totally used his trump card.
by Stefanelli November 8, 2015
