A Griffin is someone who is ugly, retarded, slow, stupid, or down right worthless. Anybody can be a griffin.
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Short term can be (griff)
by dvx400326 November 12, 2017
Get the Griffinmug. by Me donation March 27, 2025
Get the Lois Griffinmug. by Icyember58 May 13, 2017
Get the Griffin Carrollmug. by uknowhoh0 November 25, 2021
Get the Jonathan Michael Griffinmug. A smelly boy who looks like a 5th grade magician. Usually works at a burger joint and looks like a fucking pepperoni pizza!
by Female7777777 September 16, 2019
Get the Griffinmug. Basically, a child in their own family that suffers from parentification and is a scapegoat, like their sole existence is being born into the family just so they can be a punching bag that has to take everything, every insult, every hit from siblings, etc.
Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.
Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.
Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?
Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.
Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.
Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?
by Buttersphere July 12, 2025
Get the Meg Griffin treatmentmug. by Mofo edga January 6, 2021
Get the Griffinmug.