Luke 14:25-27 

A passage from the Bible that reveals Jesus' true thoughts about family. Quite a contrast from the 'love thy neighbour' spiel.

Luke 14:25-27 (NIV)

Large crowds were travelling with Jesus, and turning to them he said: If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters - yes, even his own life - he cannot be my disciple. And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple.

Luke 14:25-27 by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006

December 27 

December 27th is NTCD, National Timothée Chalamet Day
On December 27th our lord and saviour Lil Timmy Tim was born and for that we are thankful.

"Tomorrow is December 27th"
- "What? No way, that’s National Timothée Chalamet Day! Get the peaches ready!"

December 27 by particularpeach May 8, 2020

December 27, 2022 

Is something supposed to happen on this date?

Why did you change the date of my definition for “Ball of Confusion” to this date?

December 27, 2022

I noticed that my definition has this date… but how can this be, when that date hasn’t even passed yet?

December 27, 2022 by Death Menace September 1, 2022

4:27 

4:27 International Munchie Time. The unmisstakeable time in which the munchies hit, (usually right after "Headchanginghippiepotsmokingarturungus" gets done smoking canabis sativas or commonly know as Weedto most.)

"allright now get some pizza and little oreo's and ice cream, and ummm...FUNYUNS Dude, Yeah, alright Funyuns dude!"

4:27 by Big Mike !0s April 18, 2005

November 27 

The day a clown was born...

Person 1: Omg you're such a clown! Clownery!
Person 2: No Duh, she was born on November 27.

November 27 by bleepbloopbitch November 5, 2019

November 27 

National light skin nigga day

De'andre: yo nigga it's november 27

Daquan: what?

De'andre: it's national light skin nigga day!

Daquan: oh shit for real?!

November 27 by XxEmojiManxX November 26, 2019

April 27 

Where a farmer goes out of his way every morning to harvest all the morning wood for all the horny teenagers

DUDE ITS FUCKING APRIL 27 LETS GO GET SOME MORNING WOOD!

April 27 by Helpfull urban dealer October 29, 2020