Plank level penis

When you hear a car or motorcycle rev their engine, you know they must be compensating for something.

He’s revving his engine, he must have a plank level penis.

by ChristianinCalifornia April 27, 2025

phonk

this music genre is perfect for ages 3-16 and was brainwashed by some skibidi toilet ass short on youtube shorts
if u call this music then u might like construction noises

kid: I FUCKING LOVE PHONK SHUT THE FUCK UP
me: keep losing ur braincells
kid 2: REPORTED!!!!!!!!!!!

by top g gamer 10 April 30, 2025

Plink

The official name of a gif of a very close-up cat blinking once, typically used as a reaction emote on the livestreaming platform, Twitch.

Streamer: Okay guys, hope you're ready for this!
Chat: :plink:

by Capital9810 April 30, 2025

Ponk

Meaning a gay man

I can't believe i got pregnant by a ponk

by probablybasset January 23, 2026

ponk

a very sassy person.

you ponk!

by nunyab February 18, 2026

Ponk

The act of hitting something or someone with a comedic implement, such as an inflatable hammer.

I'm going to ponk that dog if it keeps barking.

I ponked Ian when he wasn't looking.

by Rufus Vegas May 24, 2025

plank

1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.

2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.

3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.

“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
“Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”

by randallrandy May 29, 2025