whiskey dink 

too drunk to get penis hard when it comes to sexy time

"bro I took this girl home last night we were wasted tried to punish but I couldn't get hard.. got a bad case of whiskey dink"

whiskey dink by marmar306 August 1, 2014

shinky dink

A "thing"

It could be a object, building, living organism
A shinky dink is whatever you want it to be! :D

Example:
"Hey man, pass me the shinky dink"
"Hey mom, whats that shinky dink, over there?"

shinky dink by Amature October 9, 2015

twiddle dink 

Is a sexual male who lacks the nessisary interpersonal skill set to actually get laid.

Ex. Look at that twiddle dink playing with his knob...again!

twiddle dink by mspanks204 April 5, 2016

dolce dink 

Well dressed, shit talker, All about the Banda. Free spirit! Loving, Cute... Not worried about nothing but getting that Ass Fat

Omg, is that Dolce Dink from the Rich

dolce dink by Dolcedink March 27, 2017

guntzle dink 

A true fucking moron,someone who does and says stupid things constantly

Why would you tell her that .. Good luck getting laid tonight you guntzle dink!

guntzle dink by Captn poop dick August 31, 2017

wrinky dink 

What happens to a man who soaks in the tub too long.

I fell asleep in the tub. Now I've got a wrinky dink.

wrinky dink by Nightmare Chambers May 17, 2018

Clink Dink 

A malady suffered by man. Symptoms include iron bars surrounding your seldom touched genitals and your roommate being raped. Treatments include slug night, prostitutes or raping your roommate.

Hello 911, my roommate is suffering from clink dink and is raping me.

Milhouse has clink dink

Clink Dink by Budso scabin February 12, 2020