Couch-pod 

The location you sit in for hours, weather on your laptop, watching TV, or eating - you can do it all from the couch-pod. Sometimes one will spend hours in the same location, with laptop, drink, food, and remote all within reach.

Can be used as a verb: couch-podding

Cassia got home from class and spent the next four hours in her couch-pod. But she did eat dinner, write an essay, and squeeze in three hours on facebook.

Couch-pod by AJB2012 September 14, 2010

Couch pig 

Somebody else's fat wife.

Get those dick beaters off the remote you couch pig!

Couch pig by Whiskyghost September 4, 2016

Shit the couch 

When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.

"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"

"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"

Shit the couch by pinohkio December 18, 2011

Boyfriend couch 

The couch outside of a dressing room designated for those not trying things on, but rather there for support. Most commonly reserved for those with Y chromosomes.

"Baby, wait here on the boyfriend couch while I try on these jeans-- then you can tell me how good I look in them!"

Boyfriend couch by Chelsealane June 11, 2008

couch coach

Someone who thinks they play a sport better than the people on TV, and proceeds to coach them from the comfort of their couch.

John (while eating a pack of Pringles) Come on, pass the ball, he's open! I can't believe you missed that shot! RUN, You can go faster than that!

Mary: Quit being such a couch coach. You get tired walking a flight of stairs.

couch coach by avernew September 14, 2009

Couch Brotato 

A buddy who comes over and then stays over for way too long. He is usually just chilling on your couch watching ESPN or Braveheart.

Girl "Hey can you come over?"

Guy "I want to, but I have three Couch Brotatos in my living room."

Couch Brotato by MegaBro June 9, 2010

couch potato 

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

couch potato by Light Joker January 18, 2005