ur mom

the woman in my bed last night

person 1: BOO!
person 2: AHH!
person 1: damn you sound just like ur mom
person 2: what. :|

by screaming-without-the-s October 5, 2022

Bro-Mom

A woman in your wife's social circle who is cool and even though you might smash under other circumstances you can be cool and hang with now without sexual attraction and she can still be your bro

Howzit to my favorite Bro-Mom? Down for some tacos?

by Fursey O'Veebee October 6, 2022

Your mom

Me

Give your mom a big hug <3

by Mommyyyy.222315 October 8, 2022

ur mom

a comeback so powerful that whoever receives it dies immediately because of how powerful ur mom is

Person one: you’re ugly
Person two: ur mom is ugly
Person one: dies

by yourFriendsal October 8, 2022

your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Just makes people mad af.

Friend: I bet that girl ADORES pussy.

Asshole: Wait! That means your mom just heard you insulting her!

by ShitWithinThySandwiches October 9, 2022

your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Call their mom what they call you.

Friend: Hey, look, he's wearing Speedos!
Asshole: Isn't that your mom, as she matches that attire?

by ShitWithinThySandwiches October 9, 2022

Your mom

Everyone's response to anything

Gupta: hey man, what are you doing tonight?

Abdul: your mom

by makaylas super simp October 10, 2022