Past tense: Johned
Plural: Johns
Present tense: Johning
Usually used in video game terms; mostly Super Smash Bros., an excuse. When you are losing, or before you’re losing; pre-johning. E.g., if you think the lighting is too low, or if you spilt coffee on your shirt in the morning; excuses.
Plural: Johns
Present tense: Johning
Usually used in video game terms; mostly Super Smash Bros., an excuse. When you are losing, or before you’re losing; pre-johning. E.g., if you think the lighting is too low, or if you spilt coffee on your shirt in the morning; excuses.
“No, I only lost because I didn’t get enough sleep last night. And I also stepped on a Lego!”
“Those are Johns, definitely. You’re just having a skill issue right now”
“Those are Johns, definitely. You’re just having a skill issue right now”
by MToque May 14, 2025
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by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 9, 2024
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"Sheesh, you heard about John Blevins?
"no what happened"
"Hes a serial burglar, racist, and has been convicted of fraud after his former cousin, Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, disowned him."
"sucks"
"no what happened"
"Hes a serial burglar, racist, and has been convicted of fraud after his former cousin, Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, disowned him."
"sucks"
by The White Gandhi February 25, 2021
Get the John Blevinsmug. john ferda can be used in many different ways like in asking or any sport or activity you could say that was john ferda or that was ferdaaa. you can also say john ferda pluh or ferda boiiiiiii
by john ferda pluhhh November 22, 2024
Get the john ferdamug. by DommiTheCommi December 8, 2020
Get the I’m gonna John Wick your assmug. A rich selfish bum that Pretends to be friends but is very rude, luvs flexing small not tall, and very incredibly annoying and sensitive at time he will try bash you but he’s to weak to drop, he cry’s if you say John cena to his face but that’s dead now
by 1273RockFellerStreet February 26, 2019
Get the Johnmug. Well known ladies man- hot as fuck, sick tats, blue eyes. Wins every arm wrestle and running race against anyone at any given moment- can dance
Hey bro, that John Kieghley just made me look like a pussy in front of everyone...
yeah bro he's done that to everyone
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by Skinny mckinny November 24, 2017
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