Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.

Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

penis

A big long hair thing that goes in holes and white stuff shoots out when sucked hard enough

I have a giant penis and i want to use it on you

by jake2smooth November 23, 2021

penis hole

something your mom really loves licking.

"mmm that penis hole was yummy" ~ur mom

by egg holder September 4, 2021

F.l.o.o.r Big Penis

Fat Long Outrageously Oversized Ridiculously Big Penis

Emin; "damn my girl says she only fuck w dudes w F.l.o.o.r Big Penises good thing i got one"
Random guy; " must be that muscle milk

by Pharmesuticals May 18, 2020

peni

plural of penis

“i saw multiple peni last night.”

by ihatedick101 July 4, 2021

Penis-man

A Penis-man is Neimantas

ohh look there is Penis-man

by Neimantas-gaydis September 30, 2020

My penis

My gf has this for some reason… I don’t.

My penis is 3 inches long.

by SleepyPensilz January 16, 2025