New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
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hoe book

The book, or manga usually, in front of other copies of the same book that is used to skim over or read through its contents. Often being overly bent or worn due to its use and the last one to be sold in favor of mint condition copies.
Damn it dude, I should've gotten here earlier, the last copy of this manga is the hoe book.
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vulture hoe

Hoe that won’t leave u alone
Damn that vulture hoe so gawt damn annoying
by Pp_boy24 December 15, 2017
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dumb bunny ass hoe

a dumb ass hoe that do dumb ass shit like a bunny
what you mean you got caught up dumb bunny ass hoe
by @yayaaduhh April 19, 2024
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Conservative hoe

She a girl jas a new guy all the time but never fucks him
"This week I'm talking to jerry ". " what happened to Sam"? "Oh I'm over him lol". "You're such a conservative hoe"
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hoe dollar

A sweaty crinkled up one dollar bill from your local Taco Bell that still smells of hooker ass crack.
God why are all these hoe dollars still in circulation
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satan's hoe

Satan's hoes is an alias for memebers of Satan's Choice MC and it is used in a sing of disrespect for this copycat type of people.
Look at those satan's hoes trying to mess around with a vago.
by Shepzev January 24, 2018
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