Skip to main content

The Schlep Effect

a situation where someone (usually a minor or an adult that did not give consent) is caught by a predator and the victim gets banned while the predator is unharmed
some guy: My account got banned... ALL CUZ I DIDN'T GIVE SOMEONE SOME NOODS?
me: the schlep effect
by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn September 16, 2025
mugGet the The Schlep Effect mug.

Hagatha’s Cats Effect

phenomenon illustrating that those who don’t think they are pieces of shit are actually major pieces of shit but are too unaware to realize it.
Mike Chandler while trying to pick up women in Nashville demonstrated the Hagatha’s Cats effect.
by Atlantareelestate July 17, 2024
mugGet the Hagatha’s Cats Effect mug.

Doppler-effect horn-blowing

Da annoying dual-pitch "Beeeeeee-yuhhhhhhhh!" dat you hear when some dumba** motorist roars past you while engaging in an "extended honk". Okay, okay --- so maybe he's "just trying to be friendly" by saying hello to a familiar face by the roadside (you), but as gas-station attendant Dale says in the Red Green Show episode, "Hurricane Doug", it's far more cheerful/polite and less startling/grating on the eardrums to just briefly "tap the hooter" a couple times as you go by.
And incident of Doppler-effect horn-blowing can be even more annoying and emotionally draining (i.e., it can become a Droppler effect sometimes) if you either (1) do not recognize whoever it was who honked at you, and so you are left to wonder "who that might have been" and/or if he possibly mistook you for someone else while your back was turned, or (2) don't have a clue as to the driver's reason for honking at you, and so you are left to wonder what you might have been doing that caused him to either notice or be upset with you. Plus of course if there are one or more other people in your immediate vicinity at the time, you may even be unsure if said extended honk was actually "untended for you", or if the driver was noisily "addressing" someone else nearby --- or all of you in general --- instead of you personally.
by QuacksO July 20, 2019
mugGet the Doppler-effect horn-blowing mug.

golly effect

This kid golly is cracked man. Holy shit its golly. Did golly just snort some gfuel? "golly effect"
by Beaulo November 23, 2020
mugGet the golly effect mug.

Counterglaze Effect

When people come up with reasons to hate something that’s popular which they oftentimes

wouldn’t normally dislike, usually in an attempt to be different.
“Yo this game got 5 stars, and everybody’s playing it, but suddenly folks is trynna call it ass? Huh?!”
“I call that the counterglaze effect, don’t worry abt it gang”
by Priest Of The Niggadel February 14, 2025
mugGet the Counterglaze Effect mug.

The Phillip Effect

Face red and words spelt wrong. The Phillip Effect is when you get to tilted from a video game that you lose all english ability. You begin stuttering on your words and making a general arse of yourself.
Person 1: I frokcin hete u
Person 2: Shit, The Phillip Effect in it's finest
Person 2: This guys gone full dyslexic
by EllisMills June 7, 2018
mugGet the The Phillip Effect mug.

The Jacques effect

The phenomenon where an individual’s natural charm, charisma, and radiant energy irresistibly draw people in, creating widespread admiration, loyalty, and even devotion. Those under the Jacques Effect often form fanbases, friendships, or followings without the person even trying.
We planned a quiet party, but once Maya walked in, the Jacques Effect took over and it turned into a full-on rager.
by TheRealJacques April 26, 2025
mugGet the The Jacques effect mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email