Going to your mates house for a few too many, passing out then waking up at 4:15 in the morning, realising you have to get up for work at 6 and going home. Skulling back half a litre of milk and having a tactical nap before work.
Usually not speaking from experience or anything.
Usually not speaking from experience or anything.
by WackyBacky May 20, 2018
Get the The Commodore Effectmug. The Pluto effect is of somewhat concerning, it allows your mind to be overtaken by thoughts of infinite distances only to bring you crashing down to your keyboard and repeating two of the same emojis in two messages that would happen to lie closely together in the same thread making you look as if you cannot find something greater to replace the emojis with.
Me: Hey Jalapeño, have you fixed door knob labels yet?🤗🌻
Jalapeño: oh yes wow, I have indeed🦋 they know say “door knob” instead of “corn cob” silly me😂
Me: oh wow snazzy gameplay that’s a beaut bonza 🤗🌻
Pluto effect: call the Pluto effect hot line at
0800 - Pluto needs a hug because it’s not a planet.com
Jalapeño: oh yes wow, I have indeed🦋 they know say “door knob” instead of “corn cob” silly me😂
Me: oh wow snazzy gameplay that’s a beaut bonza 🤗🌻
Pluto effect: call the Pluto effect hot line at
0800 - Pluto needs a hug because it’s not a planet.com
by Jimmyshotgun October 20, 2018
Get the Pluto effectmug. The "Wilshaw Effect" is a term coined to describe the cumulative and adverse impact on cognitive function, morale, and decision-making resulting from prolonged exposure and proximity to the phenomenon known as the "Wilshaw."
Similar to radiation exposure, this effect is particularly potent in hot, arid, sandy regions. Suspected to also negatively influence intangible aspects such as Peace, Love, and Happiness, the Wilshaw Effect necessitates individuals to distance themselves indefinitely from the source of the Wilshaw in order to mitigate its deleterious consequences. The only recognized remedy for the Wilshaw Effect is the removal of oneself from the prevailing influence, acknowledging its potential long-term consequences on various aspects of well-being.
Similar to radiation exposure, this effect is particularly potent in hot, arid, sandy regions. Suspected to also negatively influence intangible aspects such as Peace, Love, and Happiness, the Wilshaw Effect necessitates individuals to distance themselves indefinitely from the source of the Wilshaw in order to mitigate its deleterious consequences. The only recognized remedy for the Wilshaw Effect is the removal of oneself from the prevailing influence, acknowledging its potential long-term consequences on various aspects of well-being.
Mike: "Goddamnit, what happened to this place!!! It's barely functioning and people keep leaving. This project is falling apart!"
Steve: "I believe that's the Wilshaw Effect. We could do something about it but then the project wouldn't be ohhhh so fucking profitable."
Steve: "I believe that's the Wilshaw Effect. We could do something about it but then the project wouldn't be ohhhh so fucking profitable."
by Barbudan Donkey February 1, 2024
Get the Wilshaw Effectmug. When bringing up old drama causes more drama
(IN THIS CONTEXT DISCORD DOESNT MEAN THE PLATFORM IT MEANS DISCOURSE)
(IN THIS CONTEXT DISCORD DOESNT MEAN THE PLATFORM IT MEANS DISCOURSE)
Person 1: Man i still cant forgive her for doing that
Person 2: Tf? I thought you were over this what is wrong with you?
Thus the discord effect happens
Person 2: Tf? I thought you were over this what is wrong with you?
Thus the discord effect happens
by TheBaseliner May 24, 2025
Get the The Discord Effectmug. The Jax Effect occurs when you have a problem but it miraculously fixes itself the moment someone else looks at the problem.
I brought my computer problem to Jax at IT and it fixed itself the moment she looked it. The Jax Effect just happened.
"Hey Jax. My learning modules aren't loading when I try to launch them. I keep getting an 'Access Denied' Not sure what's going on."
"OK let me take a look. Oh it looks like it's loading fine and I didn't even have to do anything."
"OMG I just got Jaxed! Thank you!"
"You're very welcome!"
"Hey can you come over here? Something's messed up."
"OK. What is it?" Walks over.
"When I click this, nothing happens... oh wait.. What? It's working now. It wasn't working before."
"You just got Jaxed."
"Hey Jax. My learning modules aren't loading when I try to launch them. I keep getting an 'Access Denied' Not sure what's going on."
"OK let me take a look. Oh it looks like it's loading fine and I didn't even have to do anything."
"OMG I just got Jaxed! Thank you!"
"You're very welcome!"
"Hey can you come over here? Something's messed up."
"OK. What is it?" Walks over.
"When I click this, nothing happens... oh wait.. What? It's working now. It wasn't working before."
"You just got Jaxed."
by zerocool01 January 10, 2020
Get the Jax Effectmug. The lukerton effect has been around for centuries being adopted by new Lukes and getting stronger each generation it is passed onto. We are in the strongest era yet. We have been able to witness the Lukerton effect fully with all of its power and might.
by ilovelukerton January 31, 2024
Get the Lukerton effectmug. When you make food and you think it tastes better than it actually does because you put time into it
Friend 1: “Do you like this food? I spent all day making it!”
Friend 2: “Nah it’s trash. You just like it because of the JoeSauce Effect”
Friend 2: “Nah it’s trash. You just like it because of the JoeSauce Effect”
by Randomnamegeneratorsucks June 24, 2020
Get the JoeSauce effectmug.