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John

by DefinerOfWordsFondler November 22, 2023
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Ricky John

When someone jerks off inside of a Porta John in a desperate attempt to bust a nut after an unsuccessful attempt to take a girl home from the bar.
Bill: Hey Hank, what took you so long in the Porta John?

Hank: Oh I had to rub out a Ricky John real quick before I go home. I got blue balled bad tonight.
by giggitygoddamn69 January 23, 2023
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John

John is a guy who works really hard in what he’s good at like sports and he tried hard in school. He cares a lot for people and if ur important to him in his life he will make time for you. He’s a goofy blonde headed guy who is east to fall for, he may have some secrets of his and feel down sometimes but really all he needs is to open up to someone even if it’s hard sometimes. He has kinda of strict parents and it can get in the way of him having fun sometimes. He gets all the girls because he’s so flirty and leaves girls wondering “I wonder when he’s gonna text back next.” He will shoot his shot but he expects the same energy back. He is super considerate and is interested in what u say and is really ideal boyfriend material. He’s ur typical teenage boy but on the inside it’s something u don’t wanna miss. HE ALSO HAS SOME NICE ABS GEEZ.
Me: “im no simp, but John just changes that.”
by Gabbyhaha January 11, 2021
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John Mclon

Something you say to weird people out so they leave you alone.
John Mclon
by John Mclon May 14, 2022
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John

johnned off to be asleep during productive hours of the day
Johnnn
by McJohnson16 May 12, 2023
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John Austin

by CrediblePerson.com January 17, 2023
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john flesch

he is a godly like creature who wants to ask you how you are doing and how school is going
john flesch: hey its so good to see you buddy. I hope everything's going good at school.
by fleschpatoo December 17, 2021
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