John Qusack

A quarter ounce of marijuana

Yo, come on over. I just bought a John Qusack.

by SpaceKat2000 May 31, 2018

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The John Randle

When a females makeup runs down her face from giving an aggressive blowjob, she resembles the 7 time Pro Bowl Minnesota Viking Defensive Tackle, John Randle.

I gave Joe's Mom the John Randle

by Coach Burns December 28, 2022

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Dirty John

Filthy bathroom

That is 1 dirty john

by Mr John vpc October 29, 2021

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john

cop-lingo for a man who hires prostitutes

We saw him leaving the hotel room with that known prostitute. He's definitely a john.

by lala9978 May 23, 2024

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Little John

A boy who saved up 2 million for a house but when he looked it was only 2cm wide

Guy: Man I really need to renovate my house..
Guy 2: Dont worry, Little John will help you!

by Con_kae May 22, 2024

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The John Stamos Proximity Effect

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.

Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House

by Armacham85 October 30, 2010

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