Piglet John

A person singing karaoke miserably, as in, they are trying to sing Elton John, but messing it up.

Get off the stage, Piglet John!

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

John Qusack

A quarter ounce of marijuana

Yo, come on over. I just bought a John Qusack.

by SpaceKat2000 May 31, 2018

The John Randle

When a females makeup runs down her face from giving an aggressive blowjob, she resembles the 7 time Pro Bowl Minnesota Viking Defensive Tackle, John Randle.

I gave Joe's Mom the John Randle

by Coach Burns December 28, 2022

John

The cutest, hottest guy you'll know. Football crazy, man's probably bisexual if gen z. Gives ya butterflys when he enters a room and gives the best hugs you will know. Always listens about your problems, make sure too listen too his, it's the least you could do for him. Care for him and never do wrong otherwise I'll kick your ass. Gets all the ladies and gentlemen. Likes some type of mythology. Once you've found your John, you'll love him, always want him too be happy, that's how you love a john.

H: whose Ur fav person

Me: John is the most loving person you'll know, always been there for me and is the best johhn I know.

It can be used as a noun, an adjective meaning perfect and hot as fuck.

by mArVeL fOr LiFe November 4, 2021

john sniper

basically a guy who’s really good at sniping. you think you can snipe him back but dude he’s really good at sniping

Sniper: “I’m gonna snipe this guy”

*Sniper gets sniped*
John Sniper: “Got em”
Random guy: “WOW, THIS GUYS A JOHN SNIPER!!”

by soreloser444 June 29, 2023

John Quinn

If your plan includes credit reports, scores, and/or credit monitoring features ("Credit Features"), two requirements must be met to receive said features: (i) your identity must be successfully verified with Equifax; and (ii) Equifax must be able to locate your credit file and it must contain sufficient credit history information. IF EITHER OF THE FOREGOING REQUIREMENTS ARE NOT MET YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE CREDIT FEATURES FROM ANY BUREAU. If your plan also includes Credit Features from Experian and/or TransUnion, the above verification process must also be successfully completed with Experian and/or TransUnion, as applicable. If verification is successfully completed with Equifax, but not with Experian and/or TransUnion, as applicable, you will not receive Credit Features from such bureau(s) until the verification process is successfully completed and until then you will only receive Credit Features from Equifax. Any credit monitoring from Experian and TransUnion will take several days to begin after your successful plan enrollment.

I really hope John Quinn doesn't clean my asshole out tonight 🥴

by 60-Day Money Back Guarantee wi October 12, 2020

John B’s Cannabis Farm

A farm with cannabis, THC Vapes, hashish, edibles, tobacco, Nicotine Vapes, MDMA, and more.

Wanna go down to John B’s Cannabis Farm (John B’s) to go hit some bud?

by JohnBsApproach December 30, 2023