Two-finger buffet

A grim slang term for inducing vomiting by sticking two fingers down your throat, often used as a method of extreme or disordered weight loss. The phrase puts a darkly humorous spin on an otherwise serious and unhealthy behaviour.

“ JB looks dead skinny lately — he’s been on the two-finger buffet”

by AndyRoome99 July 31, 2025

to finger

Doing weird things to a girl with innocent part of your body that only wanted to take things

Guess i'll have to finger you, step-sis.

by urban_dictionnary_creator April 4, 2021

Finger Marie

A Swedish cracker that English speaking people made a meme about

I was in Sweden once and they had this weird as cracker package “Finger Marie”

by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018

Salad Fingers

A phrase commonly used in middle England to describe someone who moans like a bitch that they are unable to do things because they have injured or abnormal fingers.

A. “Henry why aren’t you playing rugby this weekend?”
B. “Because I stubbed my little finger”
A. “For fuck sake salad fingers”

by willythekid87 December 8, 2016

bathtub fingers

When you've fingered a bitch for so long your fingers get wrinkly and pruned.

I was fingering Trace in Maccas car-park for so long last night I got bathtub fingers.

by Rusty Spoon Fingers May 14, 2018

Finger Puppet Mafia

A group of people that have the ability to completely control women with only the use of their fingers.

"That girl is completely brain washed by her boyfriend"
"He must be part of the Finger Puppet Mafia"

by FlabbyPatty April 29, 2021

3 fingers up

It means you get more dicks then pussies

nicole: look he has 3 fingers up. he probably gay

by _kurt.y2k September 3, 2022