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Double-Chin Karma

This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."
"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."
by ablizzy87 December 30, 2011
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Double Barrel Shotgun

The act of wanking off two men simultaneously into your face.
Sarah pumped the double barrel shotgun into her face.
by MeinFeurer January 28, 2022
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Wisconsin Double Stuffed

Big fat hairy cheesy pussy Midwestern women. Also known as Snow Cows in certain regions.
Bro 1. Liz gained 70 lbs from COVID lockdown.

Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!

Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
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Double boopie

When you scoot all the way back on the toilet seat so you partner can also sit down too. Then you both make boo boo at the same time.
David was in the middle of a massive porcelain hurricane, when Samantha busted the the door down with no time to spare. Davis said , is it double boopie time as he scooted back ! Samantha had just enough room for them to shit comfortablely together !
by Seatstaken May 29, 2024
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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
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Double Drenching

Double Drenching is the process of dropping fecal matter into a toilet and then urinating on it. You leave it in the toilet for 2 hours to absorb the juices, then pull the fesces out of the bowl. Freeze the log until the urine has created a glossy sheen around the turd. Use the frozen turn to lubricate your penis then ejaculate into a toilet bowl and drop the turd in it. Let it simmer for an additional 4 hours or until the toilet has become foggy. Reach into the bowl to retrieve your brown staff, and freeze it one last time. These logs are used for collection to impress your friends in which case they are Drench Rods.
"Did you hear Ron did some Double Drenching? His freezer is full of Drench Rods of different sizes!"
by TheDrencher December 28, 2024
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Garlic Double Steak Burger

Literally the greatest fast food invention known to man. A juicy fat friendly god amplified specimen of meat slapped on a bun.
I was hungry, so I decided to go to Steak n Shake and get a Garlic Double Steak Burger, with extra fries.
by Phil "Hot Dog" Kessel June 13, 2019
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