door knob cheese 

its when a male cums all over a doorknob handle and takes a picture and uses it as a trophorical prize.

dude i cummed all over my doorknob check this pic out dude its the perfecet door knob cheese

door knob cheese by Bry Bry Da Killa August 15, 2007

breadsticks and cheese 

a penis that is in boner form while in the lady with crusty cum all over it, while screwing and the lady is on top

i made sarah some good breadsticks and cheese last night she really liked it

breadsticks and cheese by haley and lindsey February 27, 2009

Eat the cheese 

To Masturbate ones genitalia, or (Beat your meat)

Hand me the lotion, I need to eat the cheese.

Eat the cheese by 5Mrclutch December 30, 2014

Chuck E. Cheese 

A place where they make dry ass recycled pizza, it’s DISGOSTANG.

Chuck E. Cheese is a pickled bananarama horse

Chuck E. Cheese by Asscrackbitch March 10, 2019

dick cheese 

see also "urungus"

i'm growing a urungus culture for science class.

dick cheese by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

String cheese 

The stringy white cottage cheese discharge the secretes from a mans penis when he has contracted a yeast infection. Usually through intercourse with a woman that has a yeast infection.

Jack got string cheese after bangin some nasty ass stripper...bitch be hate'n life

String cheese by Dave N'Busta May 24, 2010

frumunda cheese 

the clammy, mostly smelly lint balls that collect under the males genitalia on a hot day especially when whearin cotton boxer shorts

hey dude here have some frumunda cheese

frumunda cheese by jafu April 13, 2006