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Chemical Bag Theory

The Chemical Bag Theory is an ontological materialist and neoatheist ideology that advocates all humans are actually bags of chemicals and all thoughts, feelings, emotions, beliefs and actions are result of chemical reactions, such as everything someone did, do or will do are result of chemical reactions. The chemical bag theory also advocates human intelligence and human reasoning are a byproduct of chemical reactions having no reason for humans think, since humans'brains are not trustfull at all, where there is no true nor false, such as there is no free will.
"The Chemical Bag Theory is a really absurd theory, it always lead to absurd arguments and conclusions that majority of people consider normal. That is the why we need to overcome materialism and neoatheism and think in something futher of these."

"Quantum Mechanics and Extraphysical Mechanics refute the Chemical Bag Theory, but still, majority of people cannot see it and still advocate this absurd materialistic theory."
by Full Monteirism January 4, 2021
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Alabama Chili Bag

The act of striking someone with an excrement filled pillow case.
During a pillow fight, Hedgecock got Anderson with the ol' Alabama Chili Bag.
by Girthworm August 6, 2022
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Douche-Le-Bag

Someone who annoys you in the middle of class but you're trying to be "proper" about your frustration.
Sara said to Gabe: "Natalie is such a douche-le-bag."
by bootybuttthreethousand November 10, 2022
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heavy bag hero

A heavy bag hero is someone who doesn’t train in a boxing gym but hits a heavy bag, giving them the false identity of a boxer.
Jimmy- “Shawn said he wants to spar with you”
John- “Shawn? Man that kid don’t box he’s a heavy bag hero”
Jimmy - “ yeah you’re right he came to my gym once and cried after sparring 🤣”
by Ryantooshifty April 23, 2022
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Alaskan Sleeping Bag

When a man falls through the ice in Alaska into the frigid water. So in an effort to warm him, you strip off his clothes, you place his freezing body in a sleeping bag. Then strip off your own clothes, climb into the sleeping bag, and proceed to fuck him up the ass until he has regained warmth.
Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.
by Sasquatch Jr. September 14, 2022
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Pump my Bags

When someone needs altcoins on crypto twitter to go higher to make them money. Bags being the term for their heavy investments in magic internet money.
"@alisun0302 posts on twitter to @Double_Irish_D, Please PUMP MY BAGS! I need to make money."
by Bag Pumper March 30, 2022
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big bag move

a decision or move in the direction towards success; a milestone that one should be proud of
Ayo have you seen Vinny's new lambo?? Thats a big bag move I'm hype for him.
by geniusbigpp September 29, 2021
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