the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing 

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.

I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010

no "that's what she said" intended 

Used after saying something that can be interpreted as a that's what she said

this not in something that you catch yourself at a random point-- this is what that's what she said is used for, just at yourself. This clause is used specifically in a response to someone who just said "that's what she said", as to keep them from saying it more than once.

Adam: Man, tonight was AMAZING!!!

Jacob: That's what she said.
Josh: That wasn't very good.
Adam: I dunno I kinda liked it-- no "that's what she said" intended.

no "that's what she said" intended by DJ Russly June 20, 2010

Thats not what she said 

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.

Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!

Thats not what she said by Jonny, Jared and Jordan November 25, 2010

You buying what I'm selling? 

do you understand?

Person A: I mean i like him but i don't. You buying what I'm selling?

Person B: yea

You buying what I'm selling? by Devykinz October 6, 2012

I make it do what it do 

I make it happen like an operations managers! make the world go round, I get it done, am the reason it works

Q: Hey Joe what you up to?
A: Nothing much, you know,I make it do what it do my nig

I make it do what it do by itsBennyBlancob January 7, 2012

Do What I Want 

1.A sentence fragment that displays what a rebel and how cool you are

2.Basically the equivalent of calling yourself a douche

Steve: Hey, that's my ice cream you're eating!
Douche: Do what I want
Steve: You're such a. . .douche
Douche: Do what I want
Steve: You already said that!
Douche:Do What I want. . .yeah

Do What I Want by DanMonkfish December 6, 2009

That's what she thought 

1) What you say when a person ur having a conversation says something that could mabye be sexual ..............................................but not really.

2) What one says when saying "That's what she said" could almost work, but it doesn't. Because she almost said it, except she just thought it.

(At a softball game.)
Man: Whoops sorry!

Woman: You almost hit me in the head with your bat.

Idiot: That's what she thought!

Man/Woman: Shut the hell up!

(Smoke Break)
Woman: I love suckin this smoke through my mouth to my lungs.

Man: That's what she thought!

That's what she thought by Stu Pidasoles January 9, 2010