1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off
2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night
3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation
2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night
3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation
1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!
2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.
3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!
2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.
3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips
by boosh chugger May 27, 2009
Eye-to-bag ratio, symbol ξ, is defined such that
ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty
where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and
k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:
beauty ∝ξ
ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty
where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and
k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:
beauty ∝ξ
Evidence suggests that when
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.
by hoz0r July 23, 2010
A heavy bag hero is someone who doesn’t train in a boxing gym but hits a heavy bag, giving them the false identity of a boxer.
Jimmy- “Shawn said he wants to spar with you”
John- “Shawn? Man that kid don’t box he’s a heavy bag hero”
Jimmy - “ yeah you’re right he came to my gym once and cried after sparring 🤣”
John- “Shawn? Man that kid don’t box he’s a heavy bag hero”
Jimmy - “ yeah you’re right he came to my gym once and cried after sparring 🤣”
by Ryantooshifty April 23, 2022
to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.
by ACII August 01, 2010
John: You know Marta? We tea-bagged together.
Tyler: You what?
John: Y’know, when you get your balls sucked while sucking on some tea-bags; that’s when you tea-bag together.
Tyler: You what?
John: Y’know, when you get your balls sucked while sucking on some tea-bags; that’s when you tea-bag together.
by Skulker April 10, 2018
by geniusbigpp September 29, 2021
shlooky lag bag chilnka! 🥏🦵🦶
by shlooky booky December 20, 2019