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Joe-Job

A blowjob given by the inventor of the Sloppy Joe.
I just got the craziest joe-job, and then they gave me this sloppy sandwich.
by Cocrates August 4, 2025
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joe freestyle

Jimmy: I heard you banged Susan last week

Steve: Totally, I went Joe Freestyle

Jimmy: Seriously? She has every STD known to man. Good luck with that
by Bigshooter2015 September 15, 2016
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Joe

Joey is the nickname for the person who invented the name “Karen.” Joe is an emotionally insecure person who lacks critical thinking skills and lacks emotional intelligence. Joe can be male or female. Joe gets offended at objective feedback and rejects any information that is not homogenized aka “popular”. Joe has poor hygiene practices, has a diet of mostly over-processed food, gets little to any exercise, and is not a life-long learner, but Joe does accept any information disseminated via mainstream media as gospel. Joe feels ego-attacked by Karen because Karen is holistically healthy, usually is correct when she speaks because she does her research, and she knows how to admit personal fallible and how to take personal responsibility ...skills that Joe does not possess.
Joe is ranting about Karen via social media again, because Karen is discussing topics above his IQ and she’s defending humanity for which Joe benefits, while Joe cowers in fear, makes passive-aggressive comments, while secretly feeling inferior and powerless.
by Analytical Perspective September 26, 2020
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Joe

Person that nobody knows and asks who he he is
by WakandanCow October 24, 2019
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billi-joe

A billi-joe is a very sexy women. She is down to earth. Has great and caring friends. A billi-joe is someone you will fall in love with at the very first sight. She is a fantastic women and will never break your heart.
Guy1:Oh damn look at that girl over there

Guy2: She must be a Billi-Joe man
by Billi-Joe April 24, 2018
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Joe Biten

So let me explain something here, a few years ago there was such an account as BigPutz41 back in 2022. That was kind of my account... So anyway I have lost that account, but on there there was such a definition of Joe BiTen. As many things have changed since then, here is a new definition, but I obviously recommend checking out the old one first. So not very many things will change here, but it will have a bit of a refresh.

So, Joe Biten is a nice president who bites a lot, although he may seem quite strange at first sight. His brother is Joe Biden and they've both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people have stopped electing him which is why he's not famous anymore. Nobody talks about him anymore and the public doesn't know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard back in 2015. The only person who knows where he lives is Donald Trump, as they are quite close friends. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers production and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full story of all these people will be in the link below. (There's no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!

(Ya'll don't have to read this part but like this ain't copyright that was my original text I just changed up a few things)
Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That's Joe BITEN. He might bite you, so don't come up close to him, he's like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he'll have a meeting with lions since there's not much of a difference between them and they have found something common between each other so they are now quite close friends. Isn't it obvious they're his close friends?
by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 25, 2024
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Joe Martin

by Gay Mexican February 4, 2022
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