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john-karl

my big dick ahh mans he be groaning in my ear like oo oo haa haa!
damn that dick gargantuan, that’s gotta be John-Karl
by Ysbny October 17, 2022
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John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.
by KyDandi April 2, 2022
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john gabanna

He is a legend, and he likes marijuana.
John Gabanna is the guy who fucks your mom from the back.
ja, ich ficke deine mama

von hinten rauch marijuana
sie lutscht an meinem dick
als wär ich john gabanna
by John Gabanna November 24, 2022
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Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)
by danie7smith March 6, 2025
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Long John

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers
by sxccubxs June 25, 2018
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John Paul

by Applepp October 29, 2020
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spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"
Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.
by Matt P June 19, 2003
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