john-karl

my big dick ahh mans he be groaning in my ear like oo oo haa haa!

damn that dick gargantuan, that’s gotta be John-Karl

by Ysbny October 17, 2022

John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.

You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.

by KyDandi April 2, 2022

john gabanna

He is a legend, and he likes marijuana.
John Gabanna is the guy who fucks your mom from the back.

ja, ich ficke deine mama

von hinten rauch marijuana
sie lutscht an meinem dick
als wär ich john gabanna

by John Gabanna November 24, 2022

Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

Long John

The cutest ferret in the world

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”

by sxccubxs June 25, 2018

John Paul

An annoying anime obsessed weeb.

JOHN PAUL YOU FUCKING WEEB.

by Applepp October 29, 2020

spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"

Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.

by Matt P June 19, 2003