A “John ” is the hardest man on the streets yh. Him and Ed run eccy road fam and are the cheekiest men on de block fam. Get on there bad side And they will call up big man Zac the weed farmer to intimidate the Bdale Mandem.
Yo rud boi, there’s a Road John near by, we should run fam.
Road John means hardest man in the park.
Road John means hardest man in the park.
by Roadman 21savage lookin man November 24, 2018
Get the Road Johnmug. by Qwertykg March 24, 2019
Get the Johnmug. 1. A man who is often stubborn, dumb, aggravating, unforgiving, forgetful, and just overall a complete dumbass.
2. A set of words used as an insult towards people. It can be rude or funny to some.
2. A set of words used as an insult towards people. It can be rude or funny to some.
1. "John Admin was paid yesterday. He asked me today where his money was at. He even had a picture of me paying him his $10."
2. "Don't be a John Admin. I thought you were told better!"
2. "Don't be a John Admin. I thought you were told better!"
by -Wolfie- July 4, 2018
Get the John Adminmug. The ghost of Boston’s forgotten founder, executed in 1631 for “witchcraft” after peacefully communicating with local Native tribes. Hanged in what’s now the Boston Common children’s park, John Boston returns every July 6th, the day he died.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Friend 1: “Hey, wanna hang out tomorrow?”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
by Wsgg July 5, 2025
Get the John Bostonmug. by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017
Get the Piglet Johnmug. A quarter ounce of marijuana
by SpaceKat2000 May 31, 2018
Get the John Qusackmug. Dylan is a weird guy who tries to make people laugh but sometimes goes too far with no intention of harm or offence. He will stand up for you if he feels that you are worth it as he is a loyal man .
by PussyHandGang September 26, 2023
Get the Dylan John Pricemug.