National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019

String cheese

a delicious stick of cheese that you peel. The pieces you peel off can be so small that they look like string. Therefore, it is called string cheese. What reason would one have to look this up?

Timmy peeled off some of his string cheese to share with Rachel at lunch.

by flowerpipe July 16, 2019

Taco Cheese

A day dedicated to two friends who have a backup plan if they don’t get to go to dance with someone, they will watch bad horror films, and eat tacos.

Yo bro! You exited for Taco Cheese!

by GaryFishBurg July 25, 2019

Cheese

Computerized Humanoid Electronically Enhanced Secret Enforcer

Monica, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe HATE Mac & Cheese. (Mac & C.H.E.E.S.E)

by Giraffez November 5, 2019

Cheese hair

An elongated string-like piece cooled and solidified cheese, often found in or on food containing cheese and easily mistaken for a head, beard, or pubic hair

I was concerned i found a pube in my cheesesteak but it was only a cheese hair.

Suck my cheese hair.

by Baka bojangles November 7, 2019

Mouldy Cheese Cult

The rising religion of mouldy cheese, our religion focuses on memes, spaztic teenagers such as ourselves and of course, cheese.

The mouldy cheese cult has previously stolen a rusty spoon.

by MouldyMaster November 9, 2019

Shakey Cheese

When you're doing the deed, you pull out, and shake your dick like you're shaking a parmesan cheese can while you ejaculate on your partner's face.

Guy 1: "Eyy, what happened with you and that girl last night?"

Guy 2: "Maaaan, she let me hit without a rubber. But it's cool, I gave that thot the Shakey Cheese."

Guy 1: "LMFAO, NICE! 😂"

by A Little Puerto Rican Boy November 9, 2019