The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.
by NotPexbo May 6, 2017

Back bobs a really bad photo on instagram with a bad captain that a 12 year old girl would usually post
by Tighttimmy January 21, 2018

Person 1: lost connection again so gonna go get smth to eat and clean up for the inspection
be back inabit.
Person 2: Oka
Person 2: This 'inabit' is unusually long... maybe I should re-define it in urban dictionary.
be back inabit.
Person 2: Oka
Person 2: This 'inabit' is unusually long... maybe I should re-define it in urban dictionary.
by flos elmo February 25, 2023

Break a cigarette in two and smoke it. Then, make a cup of coffee or tea, take a sip, spit it back and drink it like a Moslem suicide bomber to break Starbucks and big nicotine's back.
by Friar Re September 28, 2017

Dude: Do you listen to Jack Back
Another Dude: Who the fekfkekkf is that?
Dude: Bro it's David Guetta!
Another Dude: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!
Another Dude: Who the fekfkekkf is that?
Dude: Bro it's David Guetta!
Another Dude: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!
by MidTRahX_303 May 15, 2023
