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JOHN DROPKIDS

A satire-like spin off of the hospital John Hopkins. Instead, we have learned through research that the hospital dropped many of its patients and never recorded any incidences or told any parents. They were sued in 2023, by the Kowalski family, over a diagnosis of CRPS. John Dropkids lost hardcore; having to pay almost 300 million dollars for breach of care.
What are our numbers looking like, over at JOHN DROPKIDS?
by SKAOREGON (Jamaal XY) June 14, 2024
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John Snow

An old man’s white pubic hair that is overgrown with his penis barely poking out.
The dressing room door was open and I saw that man’s John Snow.
by ForrestBeau June 22, 2024
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John Sadly is still the only guy in London

There is only one guy in London his name is John
John Sadly is still the only guy in London
by potvaliant cloud June 25, 2024
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John paul Queef

When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus
Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin
by John Paul Queef June 27, 2024
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John Wicking

The action of a man making finger guns with both hands durring doggystyle; then inserting both pointer and index fingers the woman's vagina on both sides of his penis, followed by inserting both thumbs in her ass. Commonly done when the man wants to feel a tighter hole.
I fucked the shit out of Jessica last night, but she was pretty loose so I had to give her the ole John Wicking.
by The_Deacon June 29, 2024
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John eleven

Ah huh, I’d stab it” that’s a John eleven
by Towls1 July 11, 2024
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