Johnning

When someone makes very obvious and lazy excuses for their problems
"Stop Johnning bro"
by themsovietbois July 29, 2025
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John Douglas

A kid who has a schmeet and sucks at 2k and crys when he gets kicked out of the xbox party
by daniel tubby September 30, 2020
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John Douglas

That cunt with the fucked knee.

Also eats poo from the pan
Man 1 - Whos that man with the sore knee eating poo

Man 2 - oh its just classic john douglas
by Heisenberg_Fan1994 January 30, 2023
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John Barry

Someone who loves elf bars, naps, gg bulot, Nazi propaganda, freshmen, whippets, and taking care of drunk girls at parties.
“Have you seen that John Barry over there? He loves being a bad boy😍.”
by playboyxo January 15, 2024
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John Blevins

Former cousin of Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, John Blevins is no longer apart of the Blevins estate after being disowned by the family for being too boring and not caring. This man is also most likely wanted by the FBI, CIA, and POC for fraud, aggravated robbery, and slight racism, but not confirmed. After the falling out with the Blevins household, he and his life has gone to shit.
"Sheesh, you heard about John Blevins?
"no what happened"
"Hes a serial burglar, racist, and has been convicted of fraud after his former cousin, Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, disowned him."
"sucks"
by The White Gandhi February 25, 2021
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John

A rich selfish bum that Pretends to be friends but is very rude, luvs flexing small not tall, and very incredibly annoying and sensitive at time he will try bash you but he’s to weak to drop, he cry’s if you say John cena to his face but that’s dead now
John is a gayass bastard that love girls
by 1273RockFellerStreet February 26, 2019
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