amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.

“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”

by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025

evil hand

A stupid retarded hand that sucks his dysentery everyday.

Evil hand is such a retard.

by Pee Pee suck November 16, 2017

3rd hand smoke

When a person smokes so much that their farts become 2nd hand smoke.

*farts*

"Man, is someone smoking in here"
"Nah, just some 3rd hand smoke"

by Josiah13 February 22, 2019

Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy gives both girls simultaneous hand jobs to make them squirt at the same time.

Last night was amazing! We had a threeway and I got to wash both hands at the same time!

by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025

Indian Hand Wash

Use a water bottle and your hands to wash your asshole after shitting. Let dry.

Why are your hands smelly, did you indian hand wash?

by trolln1gg4 July 18, 2025

Hand Shandy

To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person

Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride

by Mrs hand shandy March 19, 2023

Hand

Something used to clap cheeks

Get bitch slapped rihanna with my hand

by Some random skid November 13, 2020