Minnesota Hand Warmer

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.

Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.

by Giggling_santa February 11, 2025

Close The Hand

An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.

"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."

by PopeMichael April 21, 2011

Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.

Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.

by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022

Hand sweep

To get or receive a hand job.

I gave him a hand sweep while he was driving. He liked it so much that he, in return, gave me a hand sweep!

by Himjobs December 30, 2011

No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx February 19, 2016

Hand Hooker

One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.

Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?

She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .

by Trudilicious December 31, 2023

Ole Pee Pee Hands

An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.

“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”

by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019