ass shit

To be cool; awesome

A noun--fecal matter from a pooper.

That is so ass shit!

Hey, who's ass shit is that?

by Keens February 13, 2004

flat ass

An old school slur for white guy used most notably by Richard Pryor.

White guy: "Exscuse me, but do you know where I can find a liquor store and a KFC?"

Black dude: "Fuck you flat ass!"

by Aaron Brace November 3, 2005

ass bandit

Male who likes male ass. Known as Homosexual Or Fag. Often talks with a lisp.

Do not bend over in close proximity to an ass bandit or you’re in for a goosing. One of their favorite pastimes.

Assbandits do not make good friends. As bandits also like to take it in the rear.

"watch the motherfuck out, there's ASS BANDITS ABOUT!"

by U2rockyoursocks August 27, 2006

ass douche

toilet paper, as in a product used to cleanse the ass of filth

hey would you mind getting me another roll of ass douche? im all out in here.

by anonomous July 18, 2004

Dump-ass

Anyone that is acting like a complete idiot or jerk, or is saying things that are innapropriate and mean.

Nick, you're a dump-ass. Go home.

by qu2samantha November 12, 2003

long ass

Buttocks that significantly longer than they are wide, as to resemble an open hot dog bun.

Check out that chick playing pool over there. She's got some serious long ass. Where do you even find jeans that fit?

by Chip Z'hoyy January 2, 2012

gap that ass

A pornographers term used in the observation of a females anus the moment after a throbbing penis was pulled from it. Also known as "gapping".

I pounded her ass untill I shot my load, then I pulled out so I could gap that ass so good!

by textfile232 January 2, 2006