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two dogs in a tub

put your balls in the persons ass...its ass hard as keeping 2 dogs in a tub
I gave Zack Dunn 2 dogs in a tub.
by Mike Fennelly is Hot April 1, 2003
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dog poop girl

A Korean woman whose dog defecated on a subway train. When asked by passengers to clean up after her dog, the woman refused. When she was given a tissue by a passenger, she used it to clean her dog.

A member of the secret society of the internet took her picture and placed it on several Korean web sites. The woman was soon identified, and her personal information, posted.

News of this woman, now called dog poop girl, spread like wildfire, all the way to the west. This woman even got her own article on wikipedia. Bitch.

Anyway, when basically the whole internet world (as well as some Korean news stations, who broadcasted special stories about her) found out about her, public humiliation drove dog poop girl to drop out of college. Dog poop girl was harassed and forced to endure death threats, among other, unlogged things.

Truly a lesson that, when dealing with social affairs, you should always be wary of the internet police. We will get you. We will find you. We cannot be stopped.
"did you hear about that dog poop girl?"
"lol, yeah. What a bitch. Just clean up the damn poop."

(in Korea)

"(korean) did you hear about that dog poop girl?"
"(also in korean) lol, yeah. What a bitch. Just clean up the damn poop"
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dogs bollocks

An extremely good football (soccer) team that play in Dallas.
by Pie Eater January 21, 2004
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Russian Hot Dog

A finishing move in sex, occurs when a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina, she then proceeds to force the semen out onto his penis and then suck him off.
Guy 1 "...and then after she gave me a RUSSIAN HOT DOG!"
Guy 2 "Tight"
by Jamie-lynn Sullivan March 6, 2009
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Dog's Chewing Gum

Dog shit.
Dog's frequently eat and chew their own excrement and as such, it can be referred to as 'Dogs Chewing Gum'.
Watch your step, you almost stood in that dog's chewing gum.

That dog is totally annihilating that other dog's chewing gum.

If only they could put a mint smell on that dog's chewing gum.
by Schgot April 22, 2011
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dog food enema

The process of (by any means) filling someones anal cavity with moist dog food and enjoying the pungent stench that follows the excretion of the sloppy anal smegma.
Lucy is a nasty girl, she made me give her a dog food enema
by dudemangg7 April 3, 2011
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Dog and Pony Show

A military expression for something so outlandish that you can’t believe it’s actually happening right in front of you. It comes from the low end dive bars in the Philippine islands where they sometimes have live sex acts with women on stage having sex with dogs & miniature horses or a pony.
The government is so screwed up.; Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, it turns into a real dog and pony show. It makes you sick to watch it but, somehow you just can’t take your eyes off of it because your mind can’t actually process what you’re seeing.
by aadave1 May 4, 2019
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