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knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
by Sexydimma May 31, 2015
mugGet the knocking at your back doormug.

scabby back

A person with a back that looks like you’ve been dragged along the road for days
Look over there Ernie it’s scabby back
by Harrison wilkinson April 23, 2018
mugGet the scabby backmug.

Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.
She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.
by Sketchy1313 February 8, 2025
mugGet the Back Door Baristamug.

Meat Back

The feeling you have when you've consumed so much meat that your lower back hurts.
"Man, I ate so much tri-tip that I've got a mean case of meat back right now"
by TheyCallMeLeeSus August 17, 2018
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the top of my back itches

Babe: The top of my back itches..
Boyfriend: Let's go to the bedroom I know your horny...
by MythicalBeastbox September 17, 2016
mugGet the the top of my back itchesmug.

Get back with your ex day

March 6th is national get back with your ex day. You know you want them!
“Hey what’s today?” “Oh you know! National get back with your ex day!”
by ultraman20000 March 6, 2021
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Push Back

When your sleep schedule is thrown off, you have to pull an all-nighter, stay awake all day, and then go to sleep at a normal time that night.
I have to do a push back tonight, since school starts in a couple of days.
by GhostofMcDonalds November 28, 2024
mugGet the Push Backmug.

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