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Dirty Sleeping Bag

When you shit in your tube sock and fuck it!
When my little buddy Trey isn't down to play I enjoy a dirty sleeping bag!
by Lillian 1 February 4, 2018
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Botched Bag Collection

A Botched bag Collection is when someone fumbles a bag so hard, it results in death.
Man, did you guys hear that Yiffy Yones passed away this weekend?

Aw man that’s horrible, what was the cause of death?

Botched Bag Collection
by BaggageClaimBoys April 9, 2019
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bag of give a fucks

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.
Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone
by D. Kilo May 2, 2019
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twisted tea-bagging

a drinking game played with twisted tea whereby touching an opponent's forehead with a twisted tea forces said opponent to drink (and finish) twisted tea
On our trip to Maine Ben was twisted tea-bagging everyone.

I let my guard down and Jon totally twisted tea-bagged me.
by A & G October 8, 2010
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eye-to-bag ratio

Eye-to-bag ratio, symbol ξ, is defined such that

ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty

where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and

k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:

beauty ∝ξ
Evidence suggests that when
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.
by hoz0r July 23, 2010
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shlooky lag bag

a holiday on decmeber 23
shlooky lag bag chilnka! 🥏🦵🦶
by shlooky booky December 20, 2019
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Britta Bladder Bags

When you pour a box of wine into a camelback and your kidneys become britta filters when you pee it out. This phrase is often said in a Brooklyn accent.
"You brought the Franzia? Is it a Britta Bladder Bags night?!"
by Andrea H2Os December 17, 2011
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