sip n swerve

A way of saying I don't drink and drive I just sip and swerve

Dude, jack sip n swerves all the time when he's messed up

by Larry1244 May 24, 2016

wank n shank

When you shank someone right after you rape them. Commonly used in prison situations.

Inmate 1: Did you hear about inmate 3?
Inmate 2: No, what happened?
Inmate 1: He attempted to do the ol' wank n shank

by that_one_guy1 June 2, 2016

Diz n dat

Diz n Dat is a term used by female yanas that look like pigs

Girl 1"have you seen Yana lately? "
Girl 2"yeah she hanging out in Berkeley she think she is all Diz n Dat smoking lots of Crack and stretching her meaty flaps"

by the bitch with no filter June 5, 2016

surf n turf blowjob

Filling your foreskin with caviar before a blowjob, for those with "expensive taste"

"Give him a good surf n turf blowjob for your next anniversary! "

by Snrubsville June 10, 2016

stank n' wank

When you plop on the porcelain throne and simultaneously shit and masturbate into the same pot. To conserve water? To be efficient? Hell if I know. Intent and order of operations do not matter. If there's fudge and gravy in the bowl, you just had a stank n' wank.

My last bowel movement got me going so I decided to have a stank n' wank instead.

Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.

by CreditToStefan December 7, 2016

Up'n Tha Ante

To recondition a sound so that others may try to understand. In effect by a DJ Check out: DJ Bezerker - Up'n the Ante... links on facebook

Happy Hardcore needs new presentations, such as Up'n Tha Ante

by bezerker April 7, 2017

walk n call

The act of calling someone on your phone while you are walking.

"Hey!"
"Hey man. I hear traffic noise in the background. Is this a walk n call?"

by Vidar T April 26, 2017