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Second Hand Gayness

when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.
John: that gay man just winked at me
Jeremy: bro thats second hand gayness
by anonymous March 29, 2021
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hands

Hands. Just like the one you (probably) have. They're full of germs and they touch things they're not supposed to.
"Oh my god..i have..hands.."
"Its 3am please just go to bed"
by luckyliquid September 29, 2023
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Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.
No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.
by Money MT May 19, 2010
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Second-hand laughs

Where one person in a group finds something way funnier than everyone else and everyone starts to laugh at that person

or

Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.
My friend couldn't stop laughing at cats on YouTube and we all got second-hand laughs off him
by chundercat52 September 10, 2012
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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Playing Hands

When a couple is constantly putting their hands on each other, sexually and otherwise, in enclosed public spaces.
Tom: I gave my brother and his girl a ride to the movies yesterday, but they kept playing hands in my backseat.
Dick: Dude, they ever heard of too much PDA?
by JasonD May 4, 2015
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Heavier handed

What a cop calls his public policy when he wants to look tougher to his viewing audience.
The cop wasn't getting any respect, so he tried to start heavier handed policies to fuck with people more and get their attention, since he thought nobody could get hit with a heavier hand and keep going. He thought that way because he was a joke.
by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020
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