Plastic Bag Material

When an individual is uglier than "Paper Bag Material". The major difference is that one can still breathe with a paper bag over their head - a plastic bag means the person is too ugly to live.

"Did you see Jenny without makeup the other day? Major plastic bag material."

by ItsMeBaby May 26, 2015

french ziplock bag

When you fill a bag with shit and throw it at a friend as a prank

I just threw a French ziplock bag at this smelly pirate hooker when I was crossing the street it was so funny she was covered in shit

by Chocolate watermelon rain June 5, 2014

Dumb Hoe Bag

A person,typically female who doesn't care for one person so she sleeps with the whole town

Your girlfriend is a dumb Hoe bag

by Run nigga nigga May 29, 2016

Alabama Chili Bag

The act of striking someone with an excrement filled pillow case.

During a pillow fight, Hedgecock got Anderson with the ol' Alabama Chili Bag.

by Girthworm August 6, 2022

eye-to-bag ratio

Eye-to-bag ratio, symbol ξ, is defined such that

ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty

where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and

k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:

beauty ∝ξ

Evidence suggests that when
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.

by hoz0r July 23, 2010

trash bag chair

A full trash bag used like a bean bag chair. These are typically found in homes occupied by squatters and roach motels. Depending on the contents and brand of the bag, it can be kept for up to a month before stinking up the joint.

Dude #1: The trash is overflowing. I'll take it out.

Dude #2: Don't do that. We'll keep it as a trash bag chair.

by 2014_chiguy September 17, 2012

shlooky lag bag

a holiday on decmeber 23

shlooky lag bag chilnka! 🥏🦵🦶

by shlooky booky December 20, 2019