The Gear Shift 

I am here to introduce a new and original wanking move I call it 'The Gear Shift'. In order to execute this move you will need to get to the point where your about to blow your load then swiftly release your dick from your hand wait for 1 and a half seconds precisely grab your dick again from the bottom 3 strokes then push the cum out. Once mastered you will gain a new level of mastery in the field, with enough precision the load can pierce straight through the skull and be fatal USE WITH CAUTION! Bringing all new levels of pleasure to the game. Thank me later boys. Welcome to THE GEAR SHIFT!

"Ahhh shit im gonna blow *gear shift* AHHHHHHHHHHH! POWERRRRRR LOADDDDDDDDDD"

The Gear Shift is the perfect execution for finishing a wank

The Gear Shift by SamTheBaldMan April 6, 2021

The Gooses 

An online community made up of the friends, fans, and followers of a silly, yet sexy content creator/live-streamer Miss Red, often referred to as “Momma Goose” - The Gooses are both male and female with “Goose” being added to the end of males names and females are referenced as “Goosie Gal”

Online Person: “The Gooses” seem to be very loyal to her. I can see why; she is so positive.

“The Gooses”: She definitely lives by her motto “Creating smiles no matter the way“ and is always reminding us that we are loved and important!

The Gooses by MisreadPaiges June 7, 2021

The Gabe 

Virgin

Person 1: Yo you giving me The Gabe vibes
Person 2: wdym I'm not a virgin
Person 3: lol fag

The Gabe by BOIGBIG June 9, 2021

The Ghost of Some Mans Ass 

An escape plan for a trailer trash hook up. When you tell a trashy girl you have a surprise for her and tell her to lay down naked and vape with her vape pen. When there is enough smoke, stand over her and take a shit on her face. The only thing she should see is shit coming out of the smoke.

I went back to Shellys trailer and after I nutted, I tried “The Ghost of Some Mans Ass”. It worked.

The Ghost of Some Mans Ass by Awfulmedic June 30, 2021

The Gia Tactic

Trying to do something or go somewhere and
your parents won't let you? Throw yourself on the
ground and cry!
person 1- my parents won't let me come to the
football game
person 2- use The Gia Tactic

person 1- my parents won't let me come to the
football game
person 2- use The Gia Tactic

The Gia Tactic by Eeeeerrrrrwwww October 31, 2021

The Gay Man's Shine 

When a man shaves his balls and ass to the point that there's absolutely no hair left and it's totally smooth down there.
Then he has a shower and lotions.

"this girl wanted to eat my ass last week, thank god I had the gay man's shine going on so I had to allow it"

The Gay Man's Shine by Higgiesmalls December 26, 2021

The Good Samaritan 

Often practiced by lone homosexual men. The said homosexual goes to a popular gay hunting ground i.e. public toilets, gay bushes or the forest, he then waits till there is a group of gays who are yet to pull but need to empty their full sacks ! He then lays on the floor in just his pants, the group approach and collectively wank all over him until he's covered in gentleman's relish !

That Stephen Good is a 'Good Samaritan' in name and nature, he was found in the gay bushes in Featherstone absolutely caked in man batter, apparently there was 7 of them who emptied on him, he was 'The Good Samaritan'

The Good Samaritan by The Purple Helmet February 14, 2022