Penis shit

When you’re having anal sex and some shit gets jammed in your urethra and when you cum it shoots out a thin tube of shit, like a cork under high pressure.

Awh dude, last night with that hairy man I got the worst penis shit, it was all stuck in his hair. It was great 👍 I love penis shit

by Thick wood May 2, 2025

Plank level penis

When you hear a car or motorcycle rev their engine, you know they must be compensating for something.

He’s revving his engine, he must have a plank level penis.

by ChristianinCalifornia April 27, 2025

Penis-ing

When you Where you find the nearest man a brutally cut his penis off. You, i said it.

Have you ever tried A Penis-ing?
That's when you Where you find the nearest man a brutally cut his penis off. You, i said it.

by EisleyEternal March 26, 2024

penis

penis is something that women dont have

My girlfriend does not have a penis

by pontadact February 5, 2019

penis

a small penis that men wish was bigger

man 1 my penis is small

by anonymous January 9, 2021

Penis wrinkle

Any person who surpasses the level of fucktard

Friend: look at this fucktard bro he let his buddies give him an atomic wedgie

Me: no thats a penis wrinkle bro

by Kraccer Jakk January 9, 2021

minion penis

to be roughly fucked until you cant think

Person 1: Hey, can you minion penis me
Person 2: I might later

by ECTheTrashcan August 31, 2022