Shit Giant

A man or woman who is both too tall and too heavy to be appealing to the opposite sex.

Examples might include John Goodman or Queen Latifah.

That woman is huge! She has a shit body, she's giant. She's a shit giant.

by Ol' Dannyboy May 22, 2018

shit-twat

A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.

Jen always relates things to the Law of Attraction. She's quite a shit-twat.

by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012

Shitting Backwards

Making something unnecessarily difficult like facing the toilet towards the wall

She had to back into the garage to charge the car— that’s like shitting backwards!

by Imwithstupid July 2, 2022

Suicide Shit

As you begin your travel to the closest bathroom because you have to take a shit, start pushing to see if you can shit in the toilet before you shit your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna hang out tonight?

Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!

by I'm not Bob June 14, 2019

Grief-shit

A moment where you are so grief stricken that you physically shit yourself.

"Bro, your mum stinks!"
"My dad just filed for divorce. I think she just did a grief-shit"
"Word"

by Mike Danger Williams December 23, 2017

Dude Shit

just dudes doin dude shit

Jake: Why’d you itch ur ass when you got up
Me: Just doin dude shit

by dudeshitcreator September 5, 2021

radioactive shit

shit so powerful it can blow up an entire town. also, if strong enough can charge an iphone.

"damn, you have some radioactive shit dude. i walked into the bathroom and my nose hairs caught on fire."

by eun0mia December 5, 2021