A typical specimen of John is on the heavier side, and also on the darker side. He shares many similarities with an ape, and he's likely a fiend for bananas. His intelligence leaves much to be desired, but he manages. All Johns have one thing in common: Taylor Swift Fangirling. John is an absolute fiend for Taylor Swift, and will go to any lengths to get his grubby little hands on her music. A typical John outfit is something akin to a jean jacket, with some plain colored shirt, and jeans. John has lofty dreams, and he hopes to one day establish the Fifth Reich. Undoubtedly, John idolizes someone named Adolf. He also smells.
Person 1: "Man, did you catch a whiff of John today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he smells like a used toilet!"
Person 1: "Man, how John of him."
Person 2: "Yeah, he smells like a used toilet!"
Person 1: "Man, how John of him."
by johnhater123 January 30, 2024
Get the Johnmug. by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023
Get the Thomas John Morrismug. John Derek is an amazing man, one that any woman would be incredibly lucky to be with. He has beautiful blue eyes you could happily get lost in and the sexiest voice ever heard on Earth. He is incredibly attractive and charming, and his smile makes every woman swoon. If you find a John Derek, lock him down and never let him go. Typically attracts a Meredith or a Whitney.
by SextantIsAFunnyWord December 17, 2018
Get the John Derekmug. When someone really ain’t believing you or felling you hit em with the on John cross because some people don’t be felling on god
by Leyton Richland September 25, 2020
Get the On John crossmug. The equivalent to "suck my dick."
by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018
Get the eat my johnmug. by daniel tubby September 30, 2020
Get the John Douglasmug.