Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.

“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett

by Shandon November 29, 2021

Cat

1. A 4-legged, intelligent animal that would probably kill you if it was a little bigger.

2. a.k.a. Coital Alignment Technique. A sex position that is similar to missionary but the man's chest is at the woman's shoulders.

Guy 1: Me and Freya had sex last night!
Guy 2: Oh my god! What position did you do?
Guy 1: Well, we're both not very experienced so we did the cat!

by old handle August 14, 2014

Cat

Also known as Caitlin’s, Cats are lovable but crazy McBitches who won’t stab you if you treat them right. It may take some time but you’ve can get Cats to open up to you by drawing them McCoy and co, after which you can see their rather pleasant soft side of their personality.

“Well chief, another dead guy”
“Fuck, it must’ve been a Cat”

by Dick does butt October 28, 2019

Flying cat

To find a flying cat you will have to first get a sheep 2 get a frogs foot 3 go to the nether in Minecraft then you will be able to Simon this creature

Hey bro I just summoned a flying cat

by Alligator_king23 April 22, 2022

Umpi cat

Penis shaped cat for anal sex

Hey do you want my umpi cat to umpiiii

by Mr.cash money March 8, 2019

cat maid

mostly porn drawers find this the hotspot for no reason i mean sure it got a frikin skirt but W H Y

hey you my cat maid?

N O

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BottomDop April 10, 2022

Cat

Furry, sussy, little furballs of destruction and are designed to look so cute you are hypnotised my it's low-quality meow noise. The gif below is hypnosis at work.

Oh shit, it's a cat!

by Sussy gut May 15, 2023