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Trippin' On Beard

1) When someone does something, or constantly does things, that is/are considered to be more than just being a weirdo.
2) A person who is always tripping out on things, or people, beyond a weirdo type way.
1) Whenever I.C.P. is on the radio Paul starts trippin' on beard all thinking he's a wicked clown by painting his face and swinging his hatchet around.
2) Because Mandie's jokes are beyond being psycho in the gutter I think she be trippin on beard.
3) My boyfriend is always trippin' on beard accusing me of having sex with all his friends.
4) If you keep getting all paranoid and suspecting everyone you come across you're going to be trippin' on beard in a bad way.
5) Shit, I be trippin' on beard!
by mondon July 9, 2023
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salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
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New-York Gummy bear

The act of an elderly man (or woman) giving oral sex with their dentures removed and biting the head of the penis or clitoris.
If Bernie Sanders endorses Kamala Harris, maybe she'll let him do the New-York Gummy bear to her.
by marauder211 July 27, 2024
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man or bear

a question posed on the internet whether a woman would consider herself being safer while alone in the forest with either a man or wild bear.
I asked her "man or bear" and she was the only girl by far to pick the man
by keyboard8 August 8, 2024
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Rat in a Bear Trap

A situation you can easily get out of but decide to stay in regardless of the circumstances.
Dude, you better catch up on me with these brewskis cause I'm feeling like a rat in a bear trap right about now.
by The Maybe Man September 10, 2023
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National Grizzly Bear Day

A day where you eat mass amounts of salmon and blueberries.
Dude, it’s National Grizzly Bear Day.

Man, I bet those Salukis are eating good tonight.
by User 98702 October 25, 2023
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Huggy Panda Bear

Someone who's there for you and gives amazing hugs. They make you feel warm inside and accomplished. Huggy Panda Bear has a good appetite too and shares food.
That person is a huggy panda bear, they shared food with their best friend.
by Panda girl is real December 15, 2023
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