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Get the Aha Yoink! mug.That feeling when u wanna drop kick a baby, punch a random dude, scream I AM A CATABOLISM TOASTER and eat ur fingers just why why why WHY WHYYY WHYYYYYYYY and then u end up eating the hair of the girl next to u while being overstimulated by a clock. Oh and that's not it there's also the intense urge to break down ur wall while singing to some random voice note of u yelling AND even wanting to put fire to ur neighbors house. And it was all because of smt that pissed u off for no reason. I'm starting to think its just me. AHHH
by I like cat and I'm bored February 3, 2026
Get the AHHH mug.A Scottish/British male who weaponizes “just banter,” mixed signals, and perfectly timed vulnerability to sleep with all his female friends — while technically never leading anyone on. Claims he’s a workaholic with no time for labels, yet runs multiple emotional side quests across time zones. Overuses the word keen. Dresses badly on purpose to seem harmless. Has the emotional capability of a spoon. Is your best friend when you’re single, disappears when you get a boyfriend, and mysteriously respawns the week you’re single again. Won’t text “u up?” — will invite you to Chile on a whim while currently on holiday with a different “friend” aka lover.
He ahmered me perfectly: I planned the trip, did all the driving, slept with him, and he was texting five other “besties” the whole time.
by kneeduh February 10, 2026
Get the Ahmer mug.A Scottish/British fboy who emotionally roams North America collecting girls aka “friends” for years, proudly carrying the emotional range of a spoon. Most likely professions: medicine or human rights, so he can lecture on his saint-like qualities while literally screwing you.
Ahmers treat your life like a revolving door — in, out, back in, all for their amusement.
Friend 1: “Wait… weren’t you two best friends for five years?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, but he’s such an Ahmer — lectures on morality while screwing every girl in his friend group.”
Friend 1: “Wait… weren’t you two best friends for five years?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, but he’s such an Ahmer — lectures on morality while screwing every girl in his friend group.”
by kneeduh February 10, 2026
Get the Ahmer mug.Ahoyt is a word created by streamer Jason Itzler aka Mr. Based. It is a reference to the Hoyt - Schermerhorn St subway station near Itzler's New York City residence where a lot of shady things are known to go down. It is used as a verb and loosely means to get intoxicated and make regrettable decisions.
Recently, TikToker Joshua Block aka WorldofTshirts has coined the word as his own and states that it is a greeting similar to the sailor's greeting "ahoy," leading to confusion. Block has also begun to sell shirts using the word and claims to have intellectual rights to the word despite not creating it.
Recently, TikToker Joshua Block aka WorldofTshirts has coined the word as his own and states that it is a greeting similar to the sailor's greeting "ahoy," leading to confusion. Block has also begun to sell shirts using the word and claims to have intellectual rights to the word despite not creating it.
Person 1: Ahoyt!
Person 2: What? Who's gonna ahoyt? Its a Tuseday morning!
Person 1: Huh? What do you think ahoyt means?
Person 2: To get wasted and make poor decisions!
Person 1: Oh, I thought it meant hello.
Person 2: No, worldoftshirts is trying to change the definition.
Person 2: What? Who's gonna ahoyt? Its a Tuseday morning!
Person 1: Huh? What do you think ahoyt means?
Person 2: To get wasted and make poor decisions!
Person 1: Oh, I thought it meant hello.
Person 2: No, worldoftshirts is trying to change the definition.
by Worldofdefinitions March 4, 2026
Get the Ahoyt mug.The official name of the merchandise used by Jason Itzler, AKA Mr. Based. Any others are cheap knock-offs!
by Dom Bertucci March 4, 2026
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