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Pre-baby Dog

A puppy or adult dog (preferably adopted from a shelter) that a couple (usually Caucasian) gets shortly after marriage as "test case" for how they will manage a Baby.

Pre-baby dogs are often showered with affection, toys, and clothing in extreme cases.

Pre-baby dogs are also usually the preferred topic of conversation amongst these newly-weds. They are often included (inappropriately) in social functions, on vacations, on Christmas cards, and on restaurant patios.

Many pre-baby dogs spend their days at "doggie day care", pet ranches, or have arranged play dates with other pre-baby dogs.
Have you seen Delilah and Ryan's pre-baby Dog, Jaxon? They can't shut up about him. It's rather off-putting.
by The Mahatma December 22, 2008
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Nigger faggot baby

A person who matches up with all of the criteria to be considered a nigger a faggot and a baby
ezekiel: yo ryan, why is alex on that dudes ass so hard everyday and always crying about something and acting like he isn’t lazy but the laziest dude around?
ryan: because he’s a nigger faggot baby.
by burts nut May 9, 2020
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Baby In A Bean Bag

When a mans penis is so small or his scrotum is unusually large, that the penis lays engulfed in his sack like a small baby in a large bean bag.
Ernesto - "I thought sergio didn't have a penis at first, but then noticed it was hard to find because he had a baby in a bean bag."
by Dmitri Austin May 25, 2010
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baby boy syndrome

A grown man that’s still attached to his mother’s nipple. Usually totally dependent on his mom. This adult male lives at home and / or is unable to make decisions without his mother’s approval.
I need a real man, not someone with baby boy syndrome!
by ChamberGirl February 6, 2018
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Baby wipe bath

A quick and dirty way to clean yourself outside of a normal bathing situation (e.g. a festival, a service station toilet, in the car on the way to work). Frequently used by festival goers when the provided facilities are less than desirable.
"Oh my GOD I have the worst case of festivalfanny. I need to stop having baby wipe baths and have a real shower!"
by larkusto February 6, 2010
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Dr. Pepper Baby

1. A baby who is made to be cuter than the babies of reality, who as a result is a statistical anomaly in the natural baby kingdom.

2. A feeling, not experienced by the baby per second, but more the feeling that is given off by the infant in question.
That's a real Dr. Pepper Baby if I ever saw one.
by 13BC March 30, 2015
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baby escape path

I shouldn't have gotten off in her baby escape path!
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